This month we shall meet some of the individuals who make the JIFL function.
Sometimes these guys are the Team Manager and the Coach and the Captain, sometimes just dealing with match fixtures and the on-field stuff
There is no official qualification to become a JIFL Captain – no Coaching Badges, no Doctor of Medicine, no MBA
But you have to be the one who through experience or just “no other fkr will do it”- gets on with it – will be the organiser, slave driver and nursemaid. Do not underestimate the responsibility or workload.
These guys have to (usually):
Book the field, | Pay for the field | Liaise with the opponents |
Make sure they get a team to the field | Pick the team | Dry the tears of those not picked for the first XI |
Deal with on field discipline | Prepare and file the Match Report | Get the battlefield walking wounded to the doctor |
Deal with the prima donnas on the field | Deal with the prima donnas off the field | Attend the JIFL Meetings |
So let’s meet some of these Heroes of JIFL:
There you go – nine (from thirteen) of the finest human beings you are ever likely to meet (so their teams tell me)
Just an example of the grief these guys put up with:
Team Group WhatsApp – “lads, we have a game at 4pm Saturday – who is in?”
The response is a variant of four “IN”, four “NO”, three “50/50” (what use is that FFS? – which 50 percent is “IN”? certainly not your brain), two “IF MY WIFE DOES NOT GO OUT”, three no replies and two “WHICH BAR DO WE MEET IN?” and two “MY BROTHER FELL OFF HIS MOTORCYCLE”……………..Don’t think Pep puts up with this from Aguero and De Bruyne et al.
So -a big vote of thanks from all JIFL players and Committee to these guys for their focus, dedication and sheer bloody mindedness in getting the teams on the field on expat football in Jakarta – it really is like herding cats.
As for the JIFL – Japan further consolidated their position at the top (and have only conceded nine goals in ten games!).
With Global Expats finding their mojo in recent weeks and Nomads continuing to chase – all the top three are looking strong.
But this season, the first time for many years, there truly are no easy games – and that is healthy for JIFL.
If you want to join a JIFL team – you can start by contacting any of the JIFL Committee at www. jifleague.com, our Facebook page or directly – Phil on 0815 1302 5166, Roberto on 0858 8182 0828 or Laurent on 0811 1975 662.
See you on the pitch!